These Red Boots Were Made for Walking

I do not need these boots. I do not need these boots. I do not need these boots.

In honor of a commercial holiday (I don't really hate Valentine's Day, but let's call a spade a spade. Or in this case, a heart a heart), I present these unbelievably super cute red boots. I myself DO NOT NEED these boots, but I'm not going to lie: I WANT THEM.